INTEL ON ZANSHIN UNCOVERED
AFTER MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS DELIVERING PIZZAS, GROCERIES, AND THE US MAIL, OUR OPERATIVES HAVE FINALLY BEEN ABLE TO PHOTOGRAPH ZANSHIN’S BASE OF OPERATIONS.
AFTER MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS DELIVERING PIZZAS, GROCERIES, AND THE US MAIL, OUR OPERATIVES HAVE FINALLY BEEN ABLE TO PHOTOGRAPH ZANSHIN’S BASE OF OPERATIONS.
TODAY PENIS PUNDIT “SERFER†ANNOUNCED THAT RBW IS LONG ENOUGH AND “PLENTY WIDEâ€.
ESTIMATES PLACE RBW’S GIRTH AT 30″.
TODAY GAMING PUNDIT “SERFER†ANNOUNCED THAT THE XBOX 360 REMAINS ‘UNHACKABLE’
SERFER SAID THAT IN HIS OFFICIAL OPINION AS A GAMING PUNDIT THE UNSIGNED CODE EXECUTION FLAW ‘PROBABLY WOULDN’T LEAD TO A GENERAL PURPOSE HACK’.
HE THEN ABRUPTLY LEFT THE INTERVIEW TO PURSUE THE POSSIBILITY OF A HAMBURGER, POSSIBLY A HAMBURGER WITH CHEESE.
USE BF2142PACE.EXE INSTEAD OF BF2142LAUNCHER.EXE
BEST OF UMMON RETURNS
NEW! SEE ZANSHIN IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT.
TODAY GAMING PUNDIT “SERFER” ANNOUNCED THAT THE XBOX 360 IS ‘UNHACKABLE’
“I DOUBT THERE’LL BE A … MODCHIP … AT ALL”, HE COMMENTED. EVEN IF ONE IS DEVELOPED, HE CLAIMS IT WILL NOT BE “WORTHWHILE TO RELEASE IT.”
BILL GATES WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR ADDITIONAL COMMENT.