INTEL ON ZANSHIN UNCOVERED
AFTER MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS DELIVERING PIZZAS, GROCERIES, AND THE US MAIL, OUR OPERATIVES HAVE FINALLY BEEN ABLE TO PHOTOGRAPH ZANSHIN’S BASE OF OPERATIONS.
RBW LONG ENOUGH - “PLENTY WIDEâ€
TODAY PENIS PUNDIT “SERFER†ANNOUNCED THAT RBW IS LONG ENOUGH AND “PLENTY WIDEâ€.
ESTIMATES PLACE RBW’S GIRTH AT 30″.
XBOX 360 UNSIGNED EXECUTION A SHAM
TODAY GAMING PUNDIT “SERFER†ANNOUNCED THAT THE XBOX 360 REMAINS ‘UNHACKABLE’
SERFER SAID THAT IN HIS OFFICIAL OPINION AS A GAMING PUNDIT THE UNSIGNED CODE EXECUTION FLAW ‘PROBABLY WOULDN’T LEAD TO A GENERAL PURPOSE HACK’.
HE THEN ABRUPTLY LEFT THE INTERVIEW TO PURSUE THE POSSIBILITY OF A HAMBURGER, POSSIBLY A HAMBURGER WITH CHEESE.
HOW TO MAKE EA LINK STFU
USE BF2142PACE.EXE INSTEAD OF BF2142LAUNCHER.EXE
BEST OF UMMON
BEST OF UMMON RETURNS
ZANSHIN
NEW! SEE ZANSHIN IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT.
XBOX 360 UNHACKABLE
TODAY GAMING PUNDIT “SERFER” ANNOUNCED THAT THE XBOX 360 IS ‘UNHACKABLE’
“I DOUBT THERE’LL BE A … MODCHIP … AT ALL”, HE COMMENTED. EVEN IF ONE IS DEVELOPED, HE CLAIMS IT WILL NOT BE “WORTHWHILE TO RELEASE IT.”
BILL GATES WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR ADDITIONAL COMMENT.
