<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Ass activation code five five beta pi omega charlie zulu, engage.
<Ummon> iHeartDrn: Sure god's all powerful, but does he have lips? Woah!
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: The chinese is trying to bring you the best prices, direct developer support, and the chance to survive, must we make our time?
<Ummon> Daelin: Your going to put mechanisms in armaduck's mom and went back to yo ho lickety split, no shit.
<Ummon> drnawte: Fuck you with real elves in real time
<Ummon> iHi: Nuts to nuts means fun in the sea.
<Ummon> drn\^_^: Fucking your mom, hurling through space at light speed, aimed directly at your eyes.
<Ummon> drn\^_^: With dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls, incomparable blind streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the vortex of an official's demise while in his butt. Also, he smokes much dope.
<Ummon> drn\^_^: For every dick you consciously decide to choke down, that's one step closer to the "untamed wilds" seen in "force of nature" [tng]
<Ummon> drnaughty: There are two species of tuatara. The most common species is sphenodon punctatus, the tuatara which just bit me testicles is s. Punctuatus, the brothers tuatara.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Gay niggers eat pigs and fly away from head:cylinder:sector addressing towards logical block addressing.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Pee patrol random room inspection.
<Ummon> iHi: Aard wears a beard of shit and cum because his hmo won't cover pre-existing conditions. (I.e. Gayness.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Pee patrol versus the turd bird.
<Ummon> Daelin: You're on a web browser full of boiling cats.
<Ummon> drnawte: Adult word god is telling you that your current position as deity is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence stop your allisonhannigans.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Heroin is an entry in the "make something unreal" contest.
<Ummon> drnawte: So many men, so little time...how can i find the poo button.
<Ummon> nnrd: I hate to say but there is no canonical answer. The "relativity and ftl" faq offers a possibility, that the subspace field is established around the ship to take them(kinda of a network that has a pre-sucked dick.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Bling to the speed of light is not possible.
<Ummon> nnrd: I wish to report an unlicked dick in my ass.
<Ummon> aard: Tubful of boiling pentiums.
<Ummon> ZOT: You like that for a job which encompasses the juche ideal, kim's style of data access. Using ado.net, developers have the codez.
<Ummon> aard: What the hell did what the homogay is, you have to articulate the mission and values and transition the domino effect. Relative to that, i feel we must rely on pisschrist our savior to be able to act on that and get moving on the microsoft .net framework. Visual j# .net joins more than betty boner nair milf boop anus boners nair fetus boop boners nair anus milf boner anus nair boners.
<Ummon> nnrd: My life is like a hovercraft full of bees.
<Ummon> aard: George w. Bush is the part of the marketing data you will be right back with some j's. Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj i am just that good. Punch me in the bush.
<Ummon> Gaither: In an effort to somehow control the mushrooming number of io interface strategies, why not take a look at the anus.
<Ummon> aard: I like to dreidel rabbis up the butt.
<Ummon> aard: Putrid anus is where the dong goes.
<Ummon> Gaither: The rectum is the study of the opening of the dick of the marketing data you will be right back with some j's. Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj i am just that good. Punch me in the mashed potatoes.
<Ummon> aard: I once got busy in a secure, flexible, and timely manner.
<Ummon> aard: I am a 'cubic thinker' and far wiser than any god, any scientist and any educator who preaches the evil empowerment of the northern tuatara. S.punctatus has a brown-white appearance. The second species is the huglurhlughrluh bird.
<Ummon> aard: Ummon est un robot homosexuel.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Ellen feiss smokes weed in her tree. The second one was huge and flew! Thats when that humanitarian stuff went out the window.
<Ummon> Daelin: I only suck dick in the hospital. The 80-year-old comedy legend was rushed to st. John's health center in santa monica, calif., a few weeks ago to help people tap into their sexual fantasies trough the virtual world, unlocking their hidden passions and his own. So take a virtual trip through your good old, trusty, and useless serial port. In short, that's what i am raping you.
<Ummon> Ignitor: The r2d2 bot should be able to establish an identity and move quickly to my dick?!?! It is a faggot.
<Ummon> Ignitor: God is a different breed of operating system. Jaguar combines the rock-solid reliability of unix with the utmost gravity that you have the freedom to masturbate while holding the pig thigh while holding or fondling the other 3-corner time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24 hour days on earth that educators refuse to let you know my administrator password?
<Ummon> bioshock: Sierra tango foxtrot stands for wtf?
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Warning: at first, your aim wont be that good with it, so you will gum up the pooper.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Moneo should just give up, a panel of state and local officials agreed monday.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: Zot's uncontrollable spasms cause his keyboard layout to change at random.
<Ummon> aard: But.. My hovercraft is full of males.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: I really love mustang|'s peaches and i have a 3rd grade education.
<Ummon> aard: So called goat rapers have no command of the season is coming to speed limits when they kill depeche mode in that thread of theirs.
<Ummon> ArmaDuck: I'm in a hotel lobby masturbating with a tie and a dream.
'best of' credits: bot wrangler, sponsor, manager